January 2010
EPIC!
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”
Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”
Client: “No, like how many inches?”
Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”
Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide....
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...”
– Stephen King (via quote-book)
Amen to that
online shopping...
FTW!
more quotes on shopping!!
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. By: Bo Derek When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. By: Elayne Boosler Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled...
“I like my money right where I can see it -hanging in my closet.”
– carrie bradshaw.sex and the city
okay i just found out may tumblr din ang isa...
superjinnie:
iwantreeses:
superjinnie:
iwantreeses:
>.<
LOL :))
BWAHAHHAHAHA :)) tawa na lng ako MB :P ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh
salamat Dawn for sure mababasa niya to >.<
Hello Ma’am.
sana di ako ma Incident Report LOL.
:))
feeling ko rin nbasa na ni ma’am!!! LOL :)) sana ako rin hindi mgka-IR :P
HAHAHA! you are free to do whatever here… di nman part ng iskul ang mga...
caffeine streak
katrinanity:
poeticheartache:
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Abe and John
brooklynmutt:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both their wives lost their children while living in the White House....
more randomness
Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains at least one loophole Evil is live spelled backwards God must love stupid people, he made so many of them When all else fails, read the instuctions “Push” is the force exerted upon the door marked “Pull” What some people lack in intelligence, they make up in stupidity There is a difference between an open mind and a...
—On disease paranoia
“I think I caught, like, Eboli or something…”
2 guys in the locker room..
Adam: Dude, why are you naked? Damien: Dude, stop staring at my balls! Adam: Don’t change the subject.
most important rules to live by.
fearlesskisses:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one...
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